Cheer and Loathing in the Free World

Dec 7th, 2011

Hello everyone welcome to another Cheer and Loathing in the Free World. It’s now December  7th, 2011. Honestly I think I’m Holly the Jollied the F*&^ out.  Seriously there 18 more days till kid beating Bing Crosby and Wilson Phillips singing Hey Santa goes away.  (NOTE: I Super Loath that song in its entirety. It’s like sand paper and broken glass cutting to my soul. ) Anyway here are my Cheer and Loaths for the week.

Loath: Snow – It’s cold, its wet and did I mention its cold? To those people who say I love snow and it’s so pretty obviously that a)they don’t have to  shovel it, b) have to drive in it or c) are off their medication.  My only exception is over the Christmas Holliday and then only on the following criteria: No less than one inch and not exceeding two inches and must be acquired during the time frame of  midnight and six am. Also said temperature must not fall below -4 Celsius and not exceed -2.  Also I must receive awesome gifts for Christmas.

Cheer: NBL Canada- The NBL is the upstart Canadian basketball league. I have attended two games so far this season and they both been quality affairs. Good basketball and its only going to get better. If there a franchise in your area (Halifax, Saint Johns, Moncton, Quebec (Montreal), London, Summerside, or Oshawa) go check them out.  It’s a great time.

Loath-Music Videos– I remember running home from after school and my brother would want to watch video hits which was our lone connection to the music video world ( We had 3 channels and MTV  was some weird and foreign idea) He use to wait for a favorite song of his and then recorded the video with our giant VHS machine( it had a wired in remote).  But he recorded said videos because he liked the song not because of the video. Videos now seem to be the main marketing method for bands and there music second. Case and point. The song I’m Sexy and I Know it by LMFAO. Honestly everyone conversation starts like this “Have you seen their video”? Not have you heard there song. It’s have you seen their video.  (I have. It’s amusing if you like guys waving their junk around and seeing Ron Jeremy just hanging out).  That doesn’t make the song good. LMFAO is as much a music group as the guys from Lonely Island.  Note I will not post a link to there video. I will not support it. But here some Lonely Island.

Cheer: Real Christmas Trees– Ok yes fake ones are cheaper in the long run and less of a mess but it’s not a tree. It’s a piece of furniture. A real tree just adds something to Christmas.  With Christmas becoming over commercialized and junkified just go buy a real fing tree would you.

Loath. Yuuuuuuuup-Thanks Dave from storage wars.  You made a somewhat interesting show annoying. What is worse now everywhere I go I hear people echoing the same damn thing?  This will hopefully last as long as the wazz up guys from the Budweiser ads.

Whazz up guys

Annoying Dave Hester

Cheer:  May 13, 2013– This is the release date of the new Star Trek film. I am excited. Please don’t let anything be leaked. I hate when they teases us with info and then it doesn’t live up to our expectations or it was an elaborate hoax to throw us off the trail of the real story. No I am not a trekkie or treker but the last film was fantastic.

Mega Loath:  The Joe Fresh Commercial– Have you seen these? There for a clothing line. They have a bunch of blank faced models I guess modeling. Honestly they all have the look on their face that they have done something very shameful to get this job.

by Josh Meisner